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veganbutt:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

guys oh my god
VEGAN VAMPIRES

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Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

excessunrated:

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

OH MY GOD.
Do you even read Deadpool comics?
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xeniawarriorprincesa:

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No.

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

hallianna:

anniezard:

thisisworse:

Based on what Javik allegedly says (I haven’t downloaded the DLC, probably won’t) when he says Protheans considered Quarians attractive in their cycle, my immediate inclination was that they looked very Prothean-esque.
So yeah, this. Fantastic.
[Take that, Talimancers]

I caught that when watching my fiance’s playthrough! Put simply, this concept is sodding fantastic.

Whoa. Love it.
papango:

girls r hella hard 

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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